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LEO'S WMS Est. MMXXIV ✦ ✦

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has successfully completed all requirements for the degree of

Bachelor of Domestic Arts

Having demonstrated extraordinary resilience, selective hearing of the highest order, and an unwavering commitment to nodding at the precise moment required — this graduate has earned the full confidence of the Dean, the grudging respect of the curriculum, and at least a small amount of credit at home.

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Conferred this day in the year 2025
Wife Management School  ·  Est. MMXXIV  ·  wife-management.com

Leo
Dean & Founder
Gerald
Registrar (he agreed to this)
WMS

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— Leo, Dean & Founder

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